Rocket Girls Love Aliens: An Out-of-this-World Romantic Comedy

There's a hot alien male living in my apartment...and he hates my guts.
Vidanric reminds me daily that he despises Earth and wants to go home.
He's miserable, and so am I—even though I can't help but admire the view when he's standing shirtless in my kitchen making a smoothie. Loudly. At three in the morning.

My horoscope didn't prepare me for any of this.
He chewed up and ate one of the inspirational notes I gave him.
He cooks squirrels in my cast-iron skillet.
He complains nonstop about my anno...