SunShines: The Astrology of Being Happy

Aquarius

You're a deviant, but not a pervert. So how can you make your special contribution?

Virgo

You're here to roll up your sleeves and pitch in, and when you find your true calling, it won't be work. If you think the world owes you a living, get help.

Gemini

You're a human fiber optics cable. Staying connected to everyone, but not scattered and skitzed out -- that's the trick.

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