The Düngeonmeister Cookbook: 75 RPG-Inspired Recipes to Level Up Your Game Night

by Jef Aldrich, Jon Taylor

Overview

Eat delicious snacks and game-friendly meals in between dice rolls and encounters with this easy-to-follow RPG themed cookbook perfect for every game group.

Feed your gamer group with this collection of 75 game-friendly bar bites, finger foods, and easy-to-share meals. With recipes from the passable Goodberries Baked Cheese-wrapped dates to the one-handed Dragon on a Stick Easy-Eat Meat Skewers to the player-favorite Inspiration Points Peanut Butter White Chocolate Pretzels, this cookbook has you covered for any game night adventure.

Complete with easy-to-follow recipes and the wit and wisdom of the authors of A Dragon Walks into a Bar and Düngeonmeister, this book will hit the spot for hungry fighters, spellcasters, and anyone else at the table. Additional recipes include:
-Goblintzes—Cheese Blintzes
-Genasi’s Delight—Masala Peanuts
-Remarkably Movable Rods—Candied Bacon
-The Picked Pocket—Hamburger Stuffed Rolls
-Healing Words—Lavender Cupcakes with Honey Frosting
-Shards of Elemental Chaos—Candy Bark
-Hex Grid Cookies—Map-Based Sugar Cookies

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781507218112
Publisher:	Adams Media
Publication date:	04/19/2022
Series:	Düngeonmeister Series
Pages:	208
Product dimensions:	7.00(w) x 9.20(h) x 0.80(d)

About the Author

Jef Aldrich is a professional podcaster from San Diego. Along with Jon Taylor, he has been building a podcast brand outside of the big network channels. Jef started entertaining people as a Sea World tour guide and eventually just started being funny for a living on his own. Jef is the coauthor of Düngeonmeister, The Düngeonmeister Goblin Quest Coloring Book, The Düngeonmeister Cookbook, Düngeonmeister: The Deck of Many Drinks, and Düngeonmeister: The Random Monster Generator. He is also a cocreator and cohost of the System Mastery podcast with Jon where they review and comment on odd classic RPGs, poking fun at obscure stories and systems while taking the game for a spin.

Jon Taylor is a professional podcaster from San Diego. He has a degree in English Literature from UC Santa Cruz. He spent several years as a stand-up comic on the East Coast before moving back to Southern California. Jon is the coauthor of Düngeonmeister, The Düngeonmeister Goblin Quest Coloring Book, The Düngeonmeister Cookbook, Düngeonmeister: The Deck of Many Drinks, and Düngeonmeister: The Random Monster Generator. Jon is also a cocreator and cohost of the System Mastery podcast with Jef Aldrich where they review and comment on odd classic RPGs, poking fun at obscure stories and systems while taking the game for a spin.

Table of Contents

Introduction 10

Chapter 1 Demi-Human Delights: Snacks for Those Who Walk Upright 13

Elven Perfection | Fig Mascarpone Tart with Honey 16

Tiefling's Food Cake | Spicy Devil's Food Cupcakes 19

Dragonborn Breath | Skordalia 21

Kobold Bay Scorpion Sauce | Old Bay Crab Dip 22

Goblintzes | Savory Blintzes 24

Gnomish Burrows | Grown-Up Dirt Cup 27

Genasi's Bliss | Spiced Peanuts 29

Second Breakfast | Baked Brie with Fruit Compote 30

Dwarven Battle Pasta | Toasted Ravioli 33

Chapter 2 Class-Based Creations: Snacks for Every Character 35

Bardic Instruments | Za'atar Straws with Labneh 39

Bend Bars/Chop Dates | Oatmeal Date Bars 41

Picked Pockets | Bierocks 43

Diamond Soul Food | Loaded Breakfast Biscuit 45

Barbarian Greatclub | Bacon-Wrapped Smoky Turkey Leg 46

Harvest-Time Helpers | Pumpkin Cinnamon Rolls 48

Hellfire Hot Wings | Spicy Mango Oven Hot Wings 51

Multiclassic Salad | Gnocchi German Potato Salad 53

Breakfast for Paladinner | Eggs Benedict Burgers 56

Chapter 3 Appetizing Abilities: Food for Feats 59

Spenser's Minty Discs | Melted Mint Cookies 63

Slow Spells | Cheese Dreams 65

Transmute Stone to Pizza | Pepperoni Pizza Dip 66

Touch of Death | Bones of the Dead Cookies 68

Healing Words | Lavender Honey Cupcakes 71

Goodberries, Except They're Dates | Cheesy Bacon-Wrapped Dates 73

Whirlwind Attacks | Goat Cheese and Herb Pinwheels 74

Piercing Blades | Teriyaki Chicken Skewers 77

Critical Dip | Peach Lime Salsa 79

Chapter 4 The Magic Item Table: Noshes for Magical Marvels 81

Necklace of Fireballs | Coconut Chicken Nuggets with Tropical Sauce 85

The Cauldron of Everything Good | Jalapeño Popper Dip 87

Philter of Love | Strawberry Buttermilk Snowballs 88

Jewel-Like Objects of Wonder | Teriyaki Pulled Pork Sliders with Thai Peanut Slaw 90

Adamantine Bars | Cherry Cheesecake Bars 93

Cauldron of Joys | Pork Belly Rillons 95

Copper Pieces | Salted Caramel Lace Cookies 97

Remarkably Movable Rods | Candied Bacon 99

Icy Burst Bananas | Frozen Banana Yogurt Pops 100

Chapter 5 Finger Fiends: Dainties for Demons and Friends 103

Cloakers | Scallion Pancakes 107

Buabear-y Crumbles | Berry Crumble Cups 109

Carnivorous Plants | Thai Larb Salad 111

Corn of the Kob-Old | Elote Bowls 113

Mimic Munchies | Decorated Chocolate Chip Cookies 115

My My Myconids | Italian Stuffed Mushrooms 117

Zombean Attack | Black Bean Antojitos 118

Skewered Kuo-Toa | Swordfish Spiedini 120

Infernal'd Crab | Deviled Crab 121

Minotaur Caviar | Cowboy Caviar 122

Chapter 6 The Massive Menu: Bites for Behentouths 125

Dragon Talons | Koobideh Skewers 129

Roast Porcus | Garlic-Studded Pork Tenderloin 131

Gorgon Grinders | Steak and Gorgonzoia Sandwiches 132

Purple Worm Cross Section | Ube Cake with Ube Hahya Frosting 134

Sweet Treant | Yule Log Cake 137

Hill Giant Hurlers | Caramel Popcorn Balls 141

Dire Boar Bagels | Meat Lover's Pizza Bagels 142

Summon Wall of Garlic Bread | Stuffed Garlic Loaf 143

Smokin' Kraken | Smoked Salmon Bites 145

Marshmallow Golems | Sweet Potato Casserole Bites 147

Chapter 7 Luscious Locations: Fare for Faraway Places 149

Tavern Fare | Midwestern Party Mix 152

Wizard's Tower | Hot Water Crust Meat Pie 155

Trail Rations | Oven S'mores 158

Shards of Elemental Chaos | Rainbow Candy Bark 161

Halfling Hills | Roasted Brussels Sprouts 163

Dungeon Bars | Chocolate-Dipped Pretzel Sticks 164

The Lava Pit | Strawberry Jalapeño Chutney 166

Abyssal Encounter | Dilled Shrimp 167

Snow-Capped Hills | Watermelon Feta Skewers 169

Flames of Tartarus | Chorizo Chili 170

Chapter 8 Rules of Repast: Finger Food for RPGers 173

The DM's Pizza | Next-Day Pizza Dough 177

Inspiration Points | Roasted Garlic 179

Adventure Modules | Monkey Bread Variations 180

The Monty Haul | Peanut Butter Custard Blast 182

Hex Grids | Hexagonal Sugar Cookies with Landscape Icing 185

Improvised Grenades | Cheese Bombs 187

Spot Checks | Caprese "Eyes" 188

Difficulty Spikes | Chicken Satay Skewers with Peanut Sauce 190

Short Rests | Chorizo and Egg Tacos 193

Appendix: Recipe Breakdown 195

US/Metric Conversion Chart 198

Index 200