The Great Brexit Cookbook

Discover The True Flavour of Brexit

Whether you voted for your grandchildren to feel the icy chill and gnawing hunger of (what we thought were) bygone winters because you hate them, or because you were too stupid to see how you were being played like a cheap piano by the privately-educated elite, this book is for you!

Now that we've imposed crippling trade sanctions on ourselves as if we've just lost a major war, and rid our majestic kingdom of them pesky foreigners who came over here and did...