Best Mom Jokes Ever

I told my mom I couldn't reach the high notes in my choir class...
She said I should get a ladder!

Every time we go to the ocean, my mom tells me to say hello...
the ocean just waves back!

If you love arguing about why it's important to wear a coat when it's 12 degrees outside...
you should be a mom!

There's a legend that if you go take a shower and scream "MOM!" three times...
a nice lady appears with the towel you forgot!

The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless...