The Ultraviolet Catastrophe: A Culturepreneurial Horror

A head-trip through capitalism's final frontier.

Legal-high addict, gaming enthusiast, and principal shareholder of AstroLabs(TM), Lex Rameses, has recently discovered-and purchased-Proserpina: a planet with a near-identical ecosystem to Earth's. Yet, although his humanistic, hipster pretensions mean that many people admire him, there is still one thing standing in the way of his space-colonization program: as of yet, there is no way to travel to Proserpina safely. Enter a cast of mad scient...