Best Dad Jokes Ever

Dad: My wife keeps telling to stop pretending to be butter
....but I'm on a roll.

Dad: I asked a Frenchman if he play video games
....He said, "Wii."

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down.

Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.

Wanna hear a joke about a piece of paper?
Never mind... it’s tearable.

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