Perpetual Motion Genius' Guide to Historical Deaths: Quasi-Comical Expertise on What it Means to Live and Die at Various Points (and Shapes) in History

This 32-page work introduces causes of death throughout history, beginning with the city of Ur, and extending into the early 21st Century. Concise and full of quasi-magical insights, this piece stands as one of the great possibilities for recovering from historical misfortune. The end note attributes the writing's intelligence to the Goddess History. From the Introduction: "I thought, perhaps I will write about the moment that science discovers that it is God, because Eucaleh discovered it ...