Rancho Notorious

Rancho Notorious

by Richard Garcia

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ISBN-13: 9781929918010
Publisher: BOA Editions, Ltd.
Publication date: 05/01/2001
Series: American Poets Continuum Series
Edition description: 1 ED
Pages: 90
Product dimensions: 5.90(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.30(d)

About the Author


Richard Garcia is the author of three books of poetry: Selected Poems (1972); The Flying Garcias; and Rancho Notorious (BOA Editions, 2001) as well as My Aunt Otilia's Spirits, a bilingual children's book (1978). His poems have been published in more than thirty mainstream and avant-garde literary magazines, including Antioch Review, Colorado Review and Ploughshares.

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Chapter One


A Diver for the NYPD Talks to His Girlfriend

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I can't even see my hands in front of my face through that darkness — mud, raw sewage, black clouds of who knows what, gas and oil leaking out of cars that have been shoved into the river. But my hands have learned to see, sliding sideways down wrinkled concrete, over slime-coated rocks, broken glass, plastic bags, barbed wire, as if there were a tiny eye at the end of each finger. There are sponges down there shaped like puffed-up lips, with silky tentacles that retract at my touch. For some reason, grocery carts are making their way to the river bottom. Did I tell you about the body wrapped in plastic and chains, and a pile of pistols, rifles, enough to start a gun shop? Once, looking for a missing Piper Cub, we found it next to a trainer from World War II, both parked side by side as if waiting for permission to take off. People throw strange things into the river, I don't know, some kind of voodoo — jars filled with pig eyes, chickens with their throats slit stuffed into burlap sacks. Everything — TVs, couches, lamps, phone books — is down there; if we ever grow gills and live underwater we'll have whatever we need. Today it was a fishing boat missing for five days, easy to find now by a certain odor seeping through our wet suits that we call corpse soup. Fishermen were sitting in the cabin, bloated hands drifting as if they were swapping stories. We tied them together and rose toward the surface in a slow spiral. Once, I was feeling around in darkness for this drowned lady; I wasabout to go back, to call it a day, when her arms shot up and grabbed me tight, tight around my waist. Even when we're out of the river there's more water. Bath, shower, bath, shower, disinfectant, rinse — but I never feel clean. Everything seems dirty: the crowd in the marketplace, car horns, alarms, the barking of dogs.


The Palazzo

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Nobody came to the concert at the palazzo— Which was good, since the string quartet failed to show.

Later that night, a naked woman entered the palazzo. She laid her head on her arms and tried to sleep. But it was so quiet there, her thoughts kept her awake.

Finally, toward dawn, she slept and was visited By distant, wealthy relatives from America Who wanted to buy the palazzo and its famous gardens.

The palazzo had been built three centuries before by a count Who had three misfortunes: he was a dwarf, a hunchback, And married to the most beautiful woman in the world.

One day she ran off with his brother, A handsome fellow, known for his rakish ways. Enraged, the count murdered them both And built the palazzo to enshrine their inner organs.

He ordered an elaborate garden built around the palazzo, A garden in which each tree and bush Was deliberately twisted into hideous shapes.

Vines spiraled around the columns of the palazzo, And there was a fountain of a grinning satyr Squeezing a voluptuous woman from behind While water spouted out of her mouth.

When the relatives flashed their checkbooks, Wings filled the sky and carried off the palazzo to America. In America the palazzo was small, just a gazebo.

The relatives felt cheated. Even their neighbors, Who had never been anywhere, had bigger, better palazzos.


Star Chamber

* * *


After adventures and misadventures we came to a kind of temple, Greek or Roman, where it seemed pain was exalted into fine art. What else to think about that naked man who greeted us silently? More than naked, flayed. The temple was set on an enormous plane incised with a grid of interlocking lines. Numbers were stamped on the flayed man's muscles, which made me wonder — what if, my love, I had to eat your flesh to survive? I numbered you in my mind: one, the cheeks of your face; two, your throat. But let's not talk about that. Remember how he raised his arm as if a grand event was about to begin? We heard water flowing through a pool and the strumming of light that seemed tied to each pillar with strings, watched shadows of pillars advance with mute intention. Let elders in neocolonial mourning garb pass judgment on our nightmares. Let ballerinas swing on trapezes balancing swords on their chins and shapely women in tights that exalt their nakedness twirl from ropes. We've been to a circus of statues and ghosts, peered into a chamber where constellations were painted on the ceiling to ease painful inquisition. In the center of this chamber, on a pedestal, a basin that held a lover's heart. Not your curved, cello-like loveliness seen from behind as you lay on your side, but a beating, steaming heart. Carnal, I would call it. My Sweetmeat, could I have trusted you if I slept? Would your breath piercing my ear have caused blue sky to blacken with wings? The temple was just a tiny, insignificant detail of the galaxy. The chamber was a small version of the temple. It was supposed to be our world. But with eyes closed we could hear that it was a long time ago. Whirling bike tires of a paperboy over wet pavement: a bandage ripped from skin. Clicking of a milkman's basket: instruments, sharp, sterilized, laid out carefully on a tray.


Wasted Lives

* * *


I am in bed trying to lull myself to sleep imagining various methods of murdering my neighbor's dogs. Asleep at last, I enter a tearoom in the nineteenth century, appropriately dressed in a greatcoat and beaver hat, and find myself attracted to a young woman. Her name is Thalia. She has auburn hair, braided and coiled, and I imagine that undone, it must reach almost to her knees. I have a rival for her affection, my friend Raphael, a dandy who dresses like an artist, loose white shirt, ascot and beret. The three of us sit together often, and she delights in our efforts to keep her amused. After what seems like a month of afternoon teas, Raphael and I learn that she has married a baker who joined us once — a rather course and unattractive fellow, we thought at the time. But she continues to take tea with us, looking up demurely from her cup at Raphael. One day, sitting in the tearoom by myself, I have to take a leak, so I rise and make my way through the crowded, noisy room. A man calls out to me, and everyone is silent. "I loved that story of yours that appeared in the Journal, 'Wasted Lives,' especially its ending, a young man lying on the madam's bed in a brothel, sobbing." Thalia, who hasn't noticed me in months, looks up at me with renewed interest. But I don't stop to speak to her because I really have to pee, and my neighbor's dogs are barking again. Back in bed, I close my eyes and return to the tearoom. Not much has changed. Thalia has not been seen for a long time. Some people think she emigrated to America with her family. "I wonder," says Raphael, "if she ever thinks of us?" At least, neither of us has aged much overnight, which in the tearoom can be a long, long time

(Continues...)

Table of Contents

A Diver for the NYPD Talks to His Girlfriend3
The Palazzo5
Star Chamber7
Wasted Lives9
To My Ex-Husband11
Nobody Here but Us13
Just Like Saint Peter15
The Golden Ones17
Confessions of an Exhibitionist18
A Death in Larkspur Canyon20
The Laws of Salvage22
Men Without Women25
Vernon27
His Wife, Folded29
What Passes for Sleep31
Intimations of Ratoon33
Against Frog35
The Ceremony37
The Detective and the Curio39
Shark41
Loan Shark42
EliteSyncopations43
Paducah45
Odds Against Tomorrow47
Birdlike Sonata48
Those Moments50
Rancho Notorious52
La Loteria54
Certain Images, Excluded from My Poems, Form a Parade55
The Room57
Legends of the West58
El Zapato60
Star Motel, Truckee62
Cat's Cradle63
Dangerous Hats65
Ice67
Famous People Hunting and Dancing69
Nellie's Place71
After Reading a Recently Declassified Manual on Interrogation74
Note Folded Thirteen Ways76
Ballad of the Blue Truck78
Koh-i-Noor81
Descent83
Naked City85
Their Words86
Toward the Blue Peninsula89
Not Joan Baez90
Presences92
Journal of the Lost Years94
Acknowledgments97
About the Author99

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