The True Story of Wainfleet With Lies by William Thomas

For a place that washed in from the Atlantic Ocean 450 million years ago to a township of 271 square miles with 6,600 residents and one stop light, Wainfleet, Ontario, Canada has done pretty well for itself.About Wainfleet then: - We have seven miles of pristine Lake Erie shoreline with beautiful sand beaches and rocky points embedded with ancient fossils.- We have acres of bogland that can be enjoyed by hikers and hunters. Duck!- We have a rattlesnake or two. Run!- We once had a prisoner-o...