Zen and the Art of Anal Bleaching: A Backdoor Journey from Darkness to Light

In these dark times, many of us find ourselves trapped with even darker anuses searching for happiness to lighten the dimmest places in our souls.

Toby Tenderhill is an ambitious up-and-comer in the high-tech world of Silicon Valley. His self-centered nature and piss-poor judgment throw his life into a tailspin, leaving him a bewildered and depressed victim of fate’s perverse sense of humor, struggling to reclaim his life as well as the former youthful glow that once blessed his nether regio...